OK, så har visst Hillary tenkt å gi seg og la Obama spille finalen, men jeg klarer ikke å la være å viderebringe et utvalg av tips fra Fafnir om hva som allikevel kan komme til å hindre Obama i å spille, slik at Hill må trå til :
- Barack Obama is suddenly eaten by giant pill bugs.
- On the way to the convention Barack Obama is confronted by gangs of outraged delegates from Florida and Michigan, who feed him to their giant pill bugs.
- Just when everything's lookin real bad for Hillary Clinton an she's all outta money an votes an delegates an nobody wants to be her friend anymore an Barack Obama's about to give his acceptance speech an right outta the blue the whole Democratic Party jumps out from behind the couch an yells "SURPRISE!" an it turns out they all voted for her an liked her an remembered her birthday all along! and Barack Obama is booed offstage where he is eaten by giant pill bugs.
- So Barack Obama's all "I will defeat you Hillary Clinton and steal the nomination forever ha ha ha" but Hillary Clinton knocks im down with her kung-fu action punch like KA-SMMEESSSSHH! but Obama's all "now I shall reveal my TRUE IDENTITY" an he turns into this evil cyborg dude here an fires his auto-launching arm missiles like KA-PEWW, KA-PEWW an then Godzilla an the Decepticons show up but Hillary Clinton fights em off with her laser breath an her robot pony friends an it's totally awesome an that's when the dinosaurs attack.
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